Heidi Klum has released a Christmas single, "Wonderland," which I hope does not have a Pavlovian effect on me where I will no longer find stunning blonde models attractive. This has to be the least sexy song EVER (just edging out "Oklahoma!")
jokes to be made:
- Referring to "Wonderland" as "Wonderbra-land."
- Pronouncing it "VUNDER-land."
- Combining the two. Calling it "VUNDER-bra-land."
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Good, now i know what i will hear the next time I am in, like, DSW Shoe Warehouse or something. It is funny that even in the "wonderland" of the video, Heidi Klum cannot not be a model, even if she is a model with a magic horse.
Heidi Klum seems to be in a campaign to make herself less attractive, have you see the Lens Crafter add sees in where she's has a big, hideous, and insane grin of her face? Also she did not look as good as previous seasons on the most recent Project Runway.
Also is it strange her voice sounds like ABBA? Was it a conscious choice like the producer said, "she's from sweden she must sound like that girl from ABBA?" Does Heidi Klum just really like ABBA? Is it just a coincidence? Did Heidi record this song soon after seeing Mamma Mia, and it was an unconscious choice? Could it be that most nowadays woman pop singers sound like ABBA and I only picked up on it here because Heidi is Swedish? Bizzare
um, heidi klum is GERMAN.
i think i just vomitted in my mouth. this is worse than a perfume ad-- i thnk klum has spent too much time selling product. according to my friend's mom who is in the "biz" klum's attractiveness is due to her overly sized chompers. while i would rather see jaws' face than her own, i find that she shares more than a white outfit with her magic horse- i think they might be blood relatives.
by "chompers" surely you mean "rack," right? 'cause I'm pretty sure what makes her famous is that you could park a 6 pack on those puppies and be sure it ain't gonna fall. and really that's enough in my book.
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